How does one mistake peanut oil for pine sol? Well somehow it does happen. My idiot roommate did this. He decided he wanted to clean the kitchen floor, never mind the mess he made on the counter trying to make tea. He runs water in the sink mixes in the peanut oil, oh wait oil […]

It’s long past due.
But your time of waiting is over. My latest and greatest is here to cure the holiday blues, sliced into easy to digest mini-rants for you all to enjoy.
Mark’s Rant on Toys
I have six illegitimate children (not mine, but family in general) to shop for, so I’m well versed on the popular […]

As I was digging through my old emails searching for papers to post up on this site I came across one from and old Professor, Wei Tu. God I hated this idiot. He was from China and was the Geology guy here on campus. He could barely speak a fucking word of english, couldn’t teach […]

Now I like Taco Bell food. I hope it doesn’t come back to bite me in the ass, figuratively and literally.
I do have a few issues though.
1)Why in the fuck does some grade c meat, old veggies, and a corn based shell to wrap it in have to cost so damned much? It’s […]

Well I went to savannah for new years yesterday and stopped on
the way to get something to eat. This was at McDonalds in savannah and dear lord god here is the rant on that place.
Are people retarded before, or after they are employed at McDonald’s?
I swear, every time I go to that place […]